- I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
- SO DO I.

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

AND A RECEIPT FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
FROM DOLCIS IN DUNDEE.

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

GOOD. GOOD.

LOOK AT THIS.

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

LISTEN, JILL, THERE IS A ROMANTIC BUFFET SUPPER
AT THE HOTEL TONIGHT,

FINISHED WITH THE "DAILY MAIL"? CHEERS.

GOODBYE, MARY. TRAFFIC.

SORRY. IT'S NOT GOING VERY WELL.

IF YOU'RE PROFESSIONAL AND YOU KNOW
YOU'RE WORKING IN THE MORNING,

- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

- YOU'VE GOT NEEDS...
- I HAVE.

BUT IF THE ELEPHANT MAN CAME IN HERE NOW

AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

WE'D BOOKED TO GO ON HOLIDAY NEXT WEEK.