ZOMBIES BY THEIR VERY NATURE ARE INCONSISTENT.
YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,
BONO? HE'S NOT HERE. DO YOU FANCY A CURRY?
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
- WELL, I WOULDN'T BE DEPRESSED.
- I'M NOT.
SO THAT'S ALL FROM ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOODBYE.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOX?
IT'S A SERIOUS SUBJECT.
I ONCE FOUND A LUMP UNDER MY ARM. AWFUL.
STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!
- DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN DRUMSTICK?
- NO, THANKS.
I THOUGHT HE JUST DREW PICTURES OF MICE.
WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?
THEY'RE PULPING THE UNSOLD 14,OOO COPIES
OF MY BOOK NEXT THURSDAY
THEY'RE WORN BY SADDAM HUSSEIN,
- THIS IS A COMFY SOFA.
- OH, JESUS!
NOW, ALAN. ARE YOU READY FOR THE INLAND REVENUE?
HAVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR RECEIPTS?
ONE MORE QUESTION ABOUT THE HOUSE.
PETROL STATIONS NEARBY?
I'M SORRY, MR HAWK,
YOUR PARDON HAS BEEN TURNED DOWN.
Quite OK Comedy
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