THAT IS 182 BOTTLES OF BODY LOTION.

MASSIVE, IT IS.

- WHEN DID YOU GET THIS CALL?
- THREE MINUTES AGO.

I'LL ER...

THIS IS ALICE, WHO'S NOT GOING TO SHRINK ME. SHE'S
GOING TO TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S HOLIDAY BREAKS.

- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

(MUSIC)

"DANGEROUS DOGS SHOULD HAVE
THEIR TEETH REPLACED WITH RUBBER."

RIGHT, DRY-SKIN CREAM.

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

JOIN IN, THEN.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MENO...MENOPAU...
OOH, JILL, YOU KNOW YOUR ONIONS!

- WHAT'S THIS LITTLE SINK, HERE?
- THAT'S A RINSER.

WILL LOVER BOY BE THERE? THE EX-POLICEMAN?

OH, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN? CLICK, CLICK.

OK, EITHER THAT OR THE FINGERPRINTS, EH?

ARE YOU IN FAVOUR OF THE DEATH PENALTY?