SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WHEN A COWBOY FIRES A GUN,
THE BANG GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO DUCK.

WHICH CELEBRITY YOU'D SPEND A BANK HOLIDAY WITH
AND WHAT WOULD YOU DO.

BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT FOR ME, LIKE
'CAUSE I WAS IN THE ARMY WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN.

I'VE GOT TO POP UP TO CHORISTERS
AND GET THE PA.

WOLVES AT THE DOOR. YOU'LL HUFF
AND YOU'LL PUFF AND... WHERE'S THE OTHER PIG?

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

THEY PUT THESE IN MY ROOM EVERY DAY.
THEY KNOW I'M A MAN!

I WANT A SECOND SERIES.

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU SHOULD DO HIM A CHEAP KITCHEN.

HE WAS ASKING WHAT KIND OF PHONE I HAD
AND I SAID, "A MOTOROLA TIMEPORT."

HELLO?

WHO'S THE OTHER ONE?

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

YOURS IS DIRTY.

- IF IT WAS YOU COULD ADD A ZERO TO THAT,
- SEVENTY QUID?

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.