- CAN I HAVE EGGS FOR BREAKFAST?
- AYE, CERTAINLY.

NO, IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I COULD GET LYNN TO DRIVE US THERE.

- I CAN'T SELL YOU ANY PETROL.
- I WAS PASSING. I THOUGHT I'D...

"LET'S HAVE A BIT OF RED." "LET'S HAVE
A BIT OF WHITE." "OOH, THAT'S A SNAZZY BOUQUET."

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

# BAD DREAMS IN THE NIGHT

- HOW'S THE EDGE?
- THE EDGE IS FINE.

YES, THE LOUNGE.

THESE ARE NICE. GOT A NICE KIND OF GLOSSY FINISH.

LIKE LITTLE WAX TEARS
DRIPPING FROM YOUR EARS BECAUSE THEY'RE SAD.

AND STEAL THEIR EGGS.

I WAS GOING TO SELL THEM IN A CAR BOOT SALE.

- BAD DAY.
- YEAH. MMM.

I'LL BE HONEST, LYNN, I'M AT A LOOSE END TODAY.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

SHALL I PUT "BLACK BEAUTY" ON AGAIN?

THE TIME, FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO TELL IT
IN A WACKY WAY, IS 50 TO SIX.