IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

THAT FARMERS ENCOUNTER FROM ARMCHAIR PUNDITS
WHO FORGET TO THINK BEFORE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH.

OH. YES.

BUT TODAY IS ALSO ABOUT FUN.

OH, I SEE. YOU MEAN IN HEAVEN WITH THE APOSTLES.

JANE.

THIS WOMAN ENRAPTURED THIS MAN,
MADE HIM FEEL SIXTEEN AGAIN.

- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!

- HELLO?
- IT'S A THING PEOPLE SAY!

CONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE, AND YOUR GOOD LADY.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE SICK ON THE ROAD.

CAN I PUT IN JOURNAL THAT I AM
GOOD COOK OF FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

- I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

YES. WE CAN CLEAR UP
WHILE WE LISTEN TO "BLACK BEAUTY".

GOT THEM HERE, GOT THEM HERE! RIGHT, OK.

LYNN, LYNN, YOU SPEAK TO HER.