BONO? HE'S NOT HERE. DO YOU FANCY A CURRY?

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

- YEAH.
- ARE YOU THE CRANK CALLER?

HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.

LET'S JUST FINISH YOUR NECK OFF NOW
WITH SOME FINAL SUDS.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

YOUR AIR BAG'S DEPLOYED. MINE HASN'T.

OF COURSE, TAPE MEASURES
IN THOSE DAYS WERE VIEWED WITH SUSPICION.

AYE. I'D ADOPT A GREYHOUND.
THE LAST ONE I HAD WAS RIGHT CLEVER.

HAS SHE GONE BACK HOME?

RIGHT, SONJA. LET'S SORT THIS TIMETABLE OUT.

AYE. OR MAYBE
HAVE JUST A BEEF BURGER FOR YOUR PALM.

THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?

("IRISH" ACCENT)
"THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND DAN DIS."

- HAS THAT GOT A NAME, THAT DRINK?
- YEAH, THEY'RE CALLED "LADY-BOYS".

THE TIME IS TEN PAST FIVE.

OH, NO.