ANYWAY, THERE'S THE BAR.
GENTLEMEN, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.
I DON'T WANT TO EAT AN INTESTINE
OR A CHICKEN HEART ON A MINI MUFFIN.
- A BADGER. I SEE HER AS A BADGER.
- I CAN IMAGINE HER SNIFFING THE AIR.
IT'S NOT YOUR PROPERTY, LOVE,
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK.
IS THAT A GRANITE WORK SURFACE
THAT'S SUPPORTING YOU BOTH?
I'M GOING TO RING CAROL
AND ASK IF SHE'LL DO THE CORPORATE VIDEO.
THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FLAP OF SKIN OR SOMETHING.
BE CAREFUL. NO LIGHTS ON THE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE COW EARLIER.
YOU'RE NOT A COW.
I THINK THAT WENT QUITE WELL.
YOUR PETROL'S A BIT OBVIOUS... IT'S A BIT PETROLLY.
- HOW'S ADAM CLAYTON?
- ADAM CLAYTON IS FINE.
(ROARING)
HENRY VIII. HE WAS A SHIT.
YES. SURE.
# KNOWS WHEN HE'S KISSED HER
- WHAT SORT OF DOG IS THAT?
- THE SORT THE NAZIS USED ON STEVE MCQUEEN.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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