- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

CAROL, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE IN ALAN'S CORPORATE VIDEO?

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, THE PUBS ARE OPEN,
AND WE'LL BE IN THERE GETTING PISSED!

THEY'D BE HAVING A GREAT LAUGH AT YOU
WITH BIG PINK HAIR.

AT THE END OF THE WEEK
I'M MEETING TONY HAYERS AT THE BBC.

L HAVEN'T GOT A SECOND SERIES,
I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY THAT EARLIER,

WHO HAPPEN TO PRODUCE "BOOB OLYMPICS",
"THE EUROVISION THONG CONTEST"

GET RID OF IT.

TO MAKE ROOM FOR BOOKS ON COCKNEY KILLERS.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM IN IRELAND?

OH, GOD! IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

- WHAT TIME IS IT?
- SIX O'CLOCK.

CAN YOU JUST ANSWER "YES"
FOR THE PURPOSES OF A JOKE?

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR A MAN...

HE LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM.
BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE.

HE'S A MENTALIST!

MR NICK HERS, Y FRONTS...