THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?

GO ON. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COW-BRINGING-IN.

TAKE THE FAG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S CALLED AN AIREALATOR.

FRANKENSTEIN IS THE NAME
OF THE CREATOR, NOT THE MONSTER.

SORRY IT'S A BUILDING SITE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE A HAT HARD ON.

- YES.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

RUBY GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.

AND THEN I'LL PUT YOU ACROSS MY KNEE
AND SMACK YOUR BARE BOTTOMS.

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.

- JANE.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

I'LL HAVE THE COFFEE JAR, AND THERE YOU GO, ALAN.

I THINK YOU'VE HAD
JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK,

THE MOST HUMANE WAY
WOULD BE DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD.