- MY HOUSE? THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY.
- I'D LIKE TO SEE IT.

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

SEE THAT MAN WITH THE BIG HEAD
AND THE SMALL FACE?

- NO. I'D SAY, "YOU LOOK VERY NICE."
- EXACTLY. YOU'D SAY, "YOU LOOK NICE, JOHN."

TERRIBLE IDEA. NO ONE'LL WATCH THAT.

COMING UP TO SEVEN O'CLOCK.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

GET RID OF IT.

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT
SHE REALLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU.

JILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IT'S 4.35 A.M. YOU'RE LISTENING
TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE".

SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.

YES. LET'S SMOOTH THINGS OVER
WITH MORE FROM MONTEVERDI'S "VESPERS".

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

- YES.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

OH, I SEE...

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...