WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

(GERMAN ACCENT) "THIS IS THE AUTOBAHN."

IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL.

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."

YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH WHEN YOU FALL OFF A SOFA.
BLOODY SOFA!

YES. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR,

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY.
ENCAPSULATES THE FRUSTRATION OF SUNDAY.

L JUST THOUGHT I'D POUR
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OVER YOU.

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

I WAS DRUNK, YOU KNOW. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
ASLEEP ON THE SINK, JUST LIKE THIS.

FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

TELL ME ANYTHING WITH THAT SMILE
AND IT WOULD SEEM LIKE CHRISTMAS.

JUST CRUDE, LIKE...

UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
SOCIETY'S READY FOR "VIEW T' KILL".

- SORRY. GOT OFF TO A BAD START.
- SORRY. WE ARE A BIT EARLY.

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

- ALL RIGHT, AL?
- AAGH!