REALLY BIG BOUNCE RIGHT OVER
AND I LAND ON MY FEET.

MMMM.

- IT'S A FRIGHTENING THOUGHT.
- AYE.

WITHOUT HITTING NINE FIRST.

I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.

- GOOD CALL.
- I REMEMBER YOU.

OH. YES.

AND IT WAS FULL OF SOILED BANDAGES.

IDEA FOR A TELEVISION PROGRAMME

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT'S BACKFIRED.

DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,

I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

LOOKS LIKE A LADY, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.

WELL...I'LL STOP, THEN.

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

- FIRST YEAR OVER.
- YEAH.