- NO. LEEDS!
- OH, LEEDS.

"AND I SAW SOME GRAFFITI THAT SAID,

- DO YOU WANT SOME SUGAR PUFFS?
- THAT'LL BE NICE.

UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T THINK
SOCIETY'S READY FOR "VIEW T' KILL".

"FROM FELIXSTOWE TO SPALDING, ALL THE ISSUES."

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

AND THEY THINK THEY'RE IN AN AEROPLANE
BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER CHICKENS ARE SO SMALL.

IT TAPERS. IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE'S HEAD.

BUT IF THE ELEPHANT MAN CAME IN HERE NOW

JUST RELAX. THERE'S A FOAMY BIT ON YOUR SHOULDER.

HAD A DISCUSSION ABOUT REINCARNATION
WITH A CHAP

- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.

BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

CAN YOU HEAR ME? I'M TRAPPED UNDER A COW.

IF WE NEED SOMEONE TO TALK
ABOUT WORKING IN A PETROL STATION, I'LL BE ONTO YOU.

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,