GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

TIME NOW TO HAND OVER TO MINE BREAKFAST HOST
MR DAVID CLIFTON. GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR!

BRAVEHEART... AND, OF COURSE, YOURSELF.

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS

THAT'S JUST MONSTROUS USE OF A BIRO.

- EITHER WAY, ONE OF US IS GOING DOWN.
- ALAN, I'VE COME TO MAKE PEACE.

IS HE STILL DRIVING THAT RENAULT MEGANE?

FROM A POCKET-SIZED BOX
WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED AS A WITCH.

TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.

- YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT.
- PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT
WHEN YOU MAKE IGNORANT COMMENTS,

FROM THEIR ALBUM
"ARCHITECTURE AND MORALITY" -

- YUP.
- SEE MY BROTHER.

- ARE YOU SACKING ME? YOU ROTTEN SHIT!
- YOU'RE A ROTTEN SHIT, TOO. GET YOUR COAT!

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

- OH.
- I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON SONJA.