GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

- SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF.
- RIGHT.

I WAS FISHING FOR SOME SORT
OF FUNNY STORY. THAT'S JUST UPSETTING.

BURNING, FIREPLACES. I LIKE IT.

WITH THE MELTING OF THE ICE CAPS, EAST ANGLIA
WILL BE UNDER WATER IN THE NEXT THIRTY YEARS,

"MRS ROBINSON, ARE YOU TYING TO SEDUCE ME?"

"F RAPHAEL." FUNNY. I USED TO HAVE
A TEACHER AT SCHOOL CALLED FRANK RAPHAEL.

GRAVEYARDS ARE SO DEPRESSING.

- HOW LONG DID YOU PUT THIS IN FOR?
- EIGHT MINUTES.

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

CAN I JUST SAY - THIS IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.

WHO TORTURES YOU BY PUTTING YOUR HAIR
IN A FAX MACHINE AND PRESSING "SEND".

YOU'VE GOT SIX POINTS.

# KNOWS WHEN HE'S KISSED HER

(LYNN) SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

AND INEFFICIENT.

BUT YOUR DONKEYS
ARE PROBABLY BORN WITHOUT HIND LEGS

WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.