I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

- I CAN'T SELL YOU ANY PETROL.
- I WAS PASSING. I THOUGHT I'D...

I'M JUST PREPARING A JOKE FOR THEM,
WHICH SHOULD BE FUN.

HE WENT RIGHT DOWN AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK UP.

THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

I LIKE THE ASTROTURF THEY PLACE ON THE WOOD THERE.

HE DRINKS THAT YELLOW STUFF IN TINS. HE'S AN IDIOT!

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

DAN!

- AYE. THAT AND KILLING.
- REALLY?

I'LL GIVE YOU A CHINESE BURN!

MY MARRIAGE FELL APART SOON AFTER THAT.

HANG ON, HANG ON.

THAT'S A CRANK CALL.

THANK YOU.

WHICH, IRONICALLY, IS LIKE A LARGE PETROL STATION.