IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- AN OWL HOOTS...
- DANNY FRANCETTI'S JAZZ BOX..

(KNOCK)

ALL RIGHT. I'LL STAY! I'LL STAY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

FORCING A DOG TO PULL A MAN ROUND ALL DAY.
NOT FAIR ON EITHER OF THEM.

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

HERE'S BRIAN AND MICHAEL.

SO...BOUNCING BACK.

OOH, MINCE!

OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.

THEY KNOW WHO I AM,
BUT YOU COULD BE A SEX OFFENDER.

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

I USED TO ENJOY SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
OR LIKE THIS. SOMETIMES I'D LEAN FORWARD.

WERE YOU CLOSE?

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. I'M COMING THIS AFTERNOON.

- 25 TIMES.
- EXACTLY!

AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TOO MANY THINGS.

THE SUBMARINE'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT TANKER.
THEN WE CUT TO MOSCOW.