YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.

NO. TEX. SHORT FOR TERRY AND TEXAS AND THAT.

HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP
FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS!

- YOU CAN'T.
- YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

THAT FARMERS ENCOUNTER FROM ARMCHAIR PUNDITS
WHO FORGET TO THINK BEFORE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH.

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

THERE ARE ENOUGH SUPPLIES IN HERE
TO LAST THREE WEEKS.

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

- HELLO, JED.
- HELLO. AND BUSINESS PARTNER.

WHEN HE TRIED TO CREATE THE WORLD IN SIX DAYS,
PEOPLE SAID, "IT CAN'T BE DONE!"

DID HE EVER TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE HOUSE
AND RUN TOWARDS YOU WITH A TORCH

WHO'S SHE? IS SHE YOUR LATEST ER...?

I MUST SAY, IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE HOTEL.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT TRIADS.

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!