- I LIKE THOSE EARRINGS. ARE THEY GOLD?
- YES, THEY'RE ROLLED GOLD.
CHEERS!
CRASH!
SHE'S INSURED. SHE'S A NAMED DRIVER. LET'S GO!
- OH, YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY.
- I'M SORRY.
BUT, IN FACT, YOU SOUND LIKE A TRAPPED BOY.
I DON'T RECALL SAYING THAT.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
I SAY POT-AY-TO, YOU SAY...POTATO.
THERE'S ONE WORD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU...
YOU COULD HAVE SAT IN THE FRONT
AND REACHED ACROSS.
THEY'RE ALIVE, HE SAYS... I'M NOT READING THIS.
- NO. HAVE YOU ANY TONIC WATER?
- AYE.
ONE SMALL BAILEYS, PLEASE.
- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.
THE STAFF ARE POLITE, BUT THEIR SMILES ARE...
IT MUST BE ODD BEING
SURROUNDED BY PHOTOS OF YOURSELF.
COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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