YOU CAN HAVE DEATH BY CHOCOLATE
WHILE HE RIFLES YOUR BANK BOOK.

THE OTHER DAY HIS JEANS WERE SO FAR OFF
HIS BACKSIDE, YOU COULD SEE HIS ANUS.

I LIKE SOUTH AFRICA. I HATED THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WOULDN'T TRADE WITH YOU IN THE '80S.

IT'S JUST CRUEL, ISN'T IT?

- YOU'VE GOT NEEDS...
- I HAVE.

ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. WE'RE GOING TO GO WEST.

- NO. IT JUST SAYS "MICHAEL".
- AYE, IT DOES.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

GIVEN THAT IT'S TOO LATE TO BOOK ANYONE EKE,
THE ANSWER HAS TO BE YES.

REALLY BIG BOUNCE RIGHT OVER
AND I LAND ON MY FEET.

PARTRIDGE, YOU WANKER!

..AS I HAVE, THEN YOU'D REALISE
THAT THERE IS A COMPETITIVE ELEMENT.

- CAN I HAVE EGGS FOR BREAKFAST?
- AYE, CERTAINLY.

WASN'T PLEASANT.

- IT'S LIKE CARS, THIS.
- THAT'S RIGHT.

- I'M JOKING.
- GREAT!

- WALT DISNEY! ANIMALS NEVER WORE CLOTHES.
- HANG ON.

NOT A TRACE. PEACE OF MIND, I'M SURE
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE ELDERLY RELATIVES ON BOARD.