OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DON'T WANT TO BE INFAMOUS, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS.

THE TIME IS TEN PAST FIVE.

YES. I MEAN, YES, I WANT YOU
TO SHOW ME THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO".

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE. YOU CAN EITHER
BOOK ME NOW, OR WAIT FOR CLIFF THORBURN.

COMPLETELY WIPED OUT.

BILL...?

NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.

THEY REMIND ME OF DEATH.

EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

- YOU COULD WEAR IT OR FLOSS WITH IT!
- OR SLICE CHEESE WITH IT!

I BUMPED INTO ANOTHER OLD BOY RECENTLY -
TONY SPILLANE.

SPICE WORLD!

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.