- HELLO, ALAN.
- WHICH IS WHY SHE KNOWS ME.

- CAN I TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
- OH, HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.

I THINK, AT THE END OF THE DAY,
WE'LL BE MORE OR LESS THE SAME

IT'S LIKE PRESS-UPS, ISN'T IT?

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

APART FOR HEAVY LIFTING. I'VE GOT A BAD BACK.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.

GOOD.

I THINK I'LL GO TO MY ROOM AND LEAN ON THE SINK.

SHE'S IN THE SPOT WHERE ME AND SONJA HAVE IT OFF.

AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LASSIE COMES UP,
AND SHE'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHERS,

AND YOU ALSO RUN OVER BADGERS
IN YOUR TRACTOR FOR FUN.

IS THAT A GRANITE WORK SURFACE
THAT'S SUPPORTING YOU BOTH?

NO MOBILE PHONE.
BATTERIES OUT OF YOUR PAGER.

THEN I'D LOOK FOR TOM DONALDSON.
I'D BE HOVERING JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIS HOUSE

# I LOVED YOU TOO #

NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

- IT'S MASSIVE.
- 10,OOO SQUARE FEET OF KITCHENS.