- ALAN, THIS IS A HOTEL.
- YEAH, A THREE-STAR.

YOU DON'T SOUND IT. I WISH YOU WERE.

DONALD FROM HEMSBY HAS E-MAILED US TO SAY,

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

(KNOCKING)
COME IN.

THE SUBMARINE'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT TANKER.
THEN WE CUT TO MOSCOW.

YEAH. PERCHED ON THE ARM. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

- ALL THE BLOOD WILL RUN OUT OF THE HOLE.
- PULL IT OFF.

YEAH. I THINK THE IRISH ARE GOING
THROUGH A MAJOR IMAGE CHANGE.

THAT'S A RELIEF. YOUR MIND PLAYS TRICKS.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

THAT'S JUST A PHRASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

I COULD HAVE BEEN R2-D2.

- WE HAVEN'T MET, BUT I LIKED YOUR CHAT SHOW.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

THE TIME IS TEN PAST FIVE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S

WELCOME BACK TO "PRAYER WAVE"
WITH ME, TESSA MCPHERSON.