LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IDIOT DID.. IN AMERICA.

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

MARY POPPINS! WHAT'S THAT?

ANYONE WHO'S ANYONE WHO'S IN THE NORFOLK AREA.

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

HE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO WHERE HE WAS,
BUT HE'S COMING BACK.

- WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING?
- I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE.

IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.

OH, YES. BRILLIANT MAN.

THE ANSWER IS "THE CHINESE WAY" AND LEVEL 42.

A BIG HELICOPTER IN GIANT UNDERPANTS.

- I AM ALL YOURS!
- DO YOU MIND IF I TURN THE LIGHT OUT?

- TONY.
- BE LYNN AGAIN.

THAT'LL TAKE ME BY SURPRISE.

IN A DEAD MAN'S CHAIR
LECHING AT HER LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT...

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED I'VE GOT A RADIO SHOW TO DO,

OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.

YOU'RE JOINING ME, ALAN PARTRIDGE,