IS THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOUR GEORDIE ACCENT ON THE BOARD.

ALL RIGHT, MY LOVE?

- HOLD TIGHT.
- YEAH.

WE'VE HAD SEVERAL CALLS
DURING THE LAST FEW HOURS

LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - YOU FARMERS,
YOU DON'T LIKE OUTSIDERS, DO YOU?

PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

HE SAY I SIT ON YOUR FACE.

# IT STARTED WITH A KISS #

SORRY ABOUT THE SMELL OF URINE,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO DO ROUND HERE.

I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

IF HE TAKES YOU TO GRAVE, WE'LL BE LATE FOR FILM
AND OUR WORK WILL BE DESTROYED.

# THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

YES, YOU CAN. IN FACT, I'VE MADE NOTES.

CARL. THERE'S A LOT OF ROOM IN HERE.
NICE TO BE ABLE TO JOG AROUND.

- NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.
- I HOPE NOT.

WHAT A WASTE.

SOME OF THE STUNTS THEY PULL...
THEY'LL CHAIN YOU TO A CAR THAT'S BEEN CLAMPED.