DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON? DO YOU?

IT'S WITTY. NOT LIKE A LOT
OF GRAFFITI YOU SEE THESE DAYS.

IT'S A BIT LIKE DOING MY RADIO SHOW THIS, ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE LISTENING TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE". BYE!

SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?

IT'S JUST SOME NOTES
I MADE LAST NIGHT, FOR A LAUGH.

- VOILA.
- THANK YOU, ALAN, THAT'S REALLY LOVELY.

YEAH. THAT'S A POINT.

- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

- YOUR WIFE WAS DRIVING.
- YES.

I'M GOING OUT WITH GORDON.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME.

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

"..I TOOK DRUGS."

THE VERY FACT YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY-MY-MY...
MY GOD.

FIRST, FINE A QUIRE PLACE TO RECLINE -

- PING!
- PARDON?

GAVE A PAPER CUT TO A MAN FROM NESTLE.

DO YOU FANCY A CUP
OF DELICIOUS MICROWAVEABLE SOUP?

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?