CARL. THERE'S A LOT OF ROOM IN HERE.
NICE TO BE ABLE TO JOG AROUND.

AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"

IT DOES PRECLUDE YOU
FROM THE ALCOHOL THAT I'VE PROVIDED.

YOU. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SUICIDE?

"THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE.
OOH, YOUR PROGRAMMES, YOUR PROGRAMMES."

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

OR A CHEQUE FOR

(PHONE)

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..

I MEAN THINGS LIKE TABASCO SAUCE AND SOY.

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

THAT CEMENT'S DRIED, SO I'LL BE OFF.

BUT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT
IT STICKS IN HIS BACK AND HE DIES ON THE HORSE

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

- I'VE GOT WOOD THERE.
- THAT'S MDF. OH, YOU'RE MAKING A JOKE.

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S CALLED AN AIREALATOR.