- JESUS WAS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST.
- WAS HE? JESUS WASN'T BROWN.

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

HELLO. THE GENTLEMEN
FROM THE CORPORATE VIDEO ARE ON THEIR WAY.

# NOBODY DOES IT... # BIT OF NIPPLE.

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

I WANT YOU TO POUR A LITTLE BIT,
LET ME SIP IT, AND THEN POUR THE REST.

COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.

IMAGINE IF WE WERE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH
CAMPED OUT UP HERE.

JURASSIC PARK!

- I LIKE THOSE EARRINGS. ARE THEY GOLD?
- YES, THEY'RE ROLLED GOLD.

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

OOH, MINCE!

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- NO.

QUITE ATTRACTIVE. PUT THAT DOWN AS A PLUS POINT.

I TOLD HER I DISAPPROVE OF WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS,
BUT SHIT HAPPENS.

- WHAT IS COCKNEY?
- AN AREA IN LONDON WHERE CRIMINALS LIVE.

OH, GOD! UM...