EXCELLENT. LET'S GO TO THE GRAVEYARD.

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.

I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.

- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.

- WHY?
- BECAUSE YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!

- NO. I'D SAY, "YOU LOOK VERY NICE."
- EXACTLY. YOU'D SAY, "YOU LOOK NICE, JOHN."

IS THERE A NUMBER?

YOU COULD TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF A DONKEY.

BIT MORE...A BIT MORE...

IS HE STILL DRIVING THAT RENAULT MEGANE?

- SO WHAT DID YOU SEE IN BANGKOK?
- I SAW THE GOLDEN TEMPLE. BEAUTIFUL IT WAS.

I LEFT THE BBC, FORMED A PRODUCTION COMPANY.
THAT WENT INTO LIQUIDATION, VOLUNTARILY.

IT ER... NOW...

CAN WE HAVE FOUR FULL BRITISH ISLES
BREAKFASTS, PLEASE?

MAKE SURE I DON'T SINK THE BOAT
AND DROWN EVERYONE LIKE A BIG TWIT.

TAKE IT OFF NOW.