THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

- DO YOU WANT TO SERVE THIS GUY?
- HE'S A FRIEND.

COME IN.

- I'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- ONE MORE THING. HA!

WHICH INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPH,
SCISSORS, FORMS BEING FILLED IN,

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.

GOD ALONE KNOWS, ALAN.

PUT THESE ON THE TAB.

PURR-OPPING UP THE BAR IN HIS FICTIONAL "NIGHTCLUB".

- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

PROBABLY DESIGNED
BY THE PERSON WHO DID THE TABLE.

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT.

LOVELY PICTURES UP THERE OF LADS WITH BIG HAIR.

YOU COULD BE MY STUNTMAN.
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD PHYSIQUE.

- A BAILEY'S, PLEASE.
- TAKE A SEAT.

DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

CAN YOU JUST ANSWER "YES"
FOR THE PURPOSES OF A JOKE?