I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.

COUPLE OF STRAWS, NO PROBLEM.

BRILLIANT!

HELLO?

BUT WITH BIGGER HANDS AND EYES AND SEX ORGANS,

HELLO, SUSAN. SORRY, HAVE I UPSET HER?

THEY'RE ALIVE, HE SAYS... I'M NOT READING THIS.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

MY LANDLADY IS TELLING ME THAT THE GIRL MUST GO

- HOW CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF IN STARBUCKS?
- SHOTGUN IN YOUR MOUTH?

ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?

YOU'RE HANGING AROUND WITH A MAN
WHO USES A COLLECTIVE TERM FOR A SINGLE VEHICLE.

- I WALKED OFF.
- WHO'S UPSET YOU THIS TIME?

WHEN THEY'RE PULLING YOUR WIPERS
AND HUB-CAPS OFF, YOU LOSE SYMPATHY.

YEAH.

IF YOU TRIED TO HANG A HAWK,
THEY COULD ALWAYS HOVER SO THE ROPE WENT SLACK.

THAT'S WHY I'M ER... THAT'S WHY I'M ER...

NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.