I SAY POT-AY-TO, YOU SAY...POTATO.

- SUSAN, IS HE NEW?
- YES, HE STARTED YESTERDAY.

JUST BECAUSE I USE THE PHRASE
"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH" 14 TIMES.

OOOH, SEX!

NO, NO. WE WERE DELIGHTED.

I'VE GOT A BROAD TASTE,

I HATE ARCHERS, "THE ARCHERS" AND JEFFREY ARCHER.
YOU'RE ALL DECEITFUL COWARDS.

AND THE PROBLEM IS, I'VE GOT SOME
RUDE DAUBINGS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.

HERE'S A RECEIPT FOR A CINEMA TICKET TO "SHREK".

- HELLO.
- WHAT PUMP NUMBER?

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.

- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.

KING ROAD.

IS THAT AN ORIGINAL?

(HORNS HONK)
GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU (BLEEP) IDIOT!

(CREAKING)

OR WITH UNDERGARMENTS
PERHAPS MADE FROM BARK,

LYNN. I'M ON GOD'S SIDE.
I CAN'T STAND THE DEVIL. HE'S BANG OUT OF ORDER.