I LENT IT TO THAT BLOKE AT THE PETROL STATION.

MICHAEL'S STAYING HERE
TILL THEY PUT HIS FRONT DOOR BACK ON.

- IT'S TODD.
- SERIOUSLY?

LYNN, MESSAGE FROM ALAN.

THEY WERE, ACTUALLY.
I WAS REPELLENT TO WOMEN FOR TWO YEARS.

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

I ALWAYS LEAVE THIS HERE,
SO I'M ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.

- TONY.
- BE LYNN AGAIN.

I'VE NOT THOUGHT IT THROUGH, LYNN.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

A LIE IS A LIE.

(WOMAN) HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU?

HE'S GOT THE BIGGEST COLLECTION
OF HATCHBACKS IN THE COUNTY.

SORRY ABOUT THE BAD LANGUAGE.
ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGISE, DO L? BIG BALLS!

INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP
LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.

I'M SHIT-CHATTING. SORRY, CHIT-SHATTING.

JUST CRUDE, LIKE...

COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.

(KNOCKING)
COME IN.