- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!
YEP, I'VE BEEN PUBIC FOR THIRTY-ONE YEARS.
- YOU ALL RIGHT, LYNN?
- LYNN DOESN'T LIKE THE OLD WATERSPORTS.
(VERY FAST DRUMBEAT)
IN NORMAL HOUSE
YOU DON'T HAVE 4O TABLES THE SAME.
A DIGITAL WATCH WITH DENIM STRAP,
A VODKA MINIATURE, A BIC-STYLE RAZOR
- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!
BILL.
YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.
THIS IS HOT CHOCOLATE, "IT STARTED WITH A KISS".
IT'S PRECISION ENGINEERING, EH?
LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY, IT'S THE JAPANESE MERCEDES.
THEIR GIBBERISH CLASSIC -
AND MY TRIBUTE TO HER MAJESTY'S POLICE.
SO, JUST TO RE-EMPHASISE ONE MORE TIME,
HER CONTRACT HAS BEEN TERMINATED.
(WOMAN) HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU?
- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.
OH, YEAH. DOCUMENTARIES.
FEMINIST WITH THE FLAT CHEST.
TOP-SHELF IN THIS COUNTY, NOT ABROAD.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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