RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOU
THAT "BAD SLAGS" BOOK YOU ASKED FOR.

- ALL RIGHT, AL?
- AAGH!

- THE BUILDERS.
- YES.

THIS GUY GOT THE LAB ASSISTANT PREGNANT.
HE NEVER SEES THE KID.

THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.

HE'D NEVER GET TO THE PODIUM
WITH THOSE LONG SHOES ON.

NICE ROOM.

- I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.

PUT THAT IN THE BIN.

I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.

AND A RECEIPT FOR A PAIR OF SHOES
FROM DOLCIS IN DUNDEE.

# DO YOU?

- YOU ENJOYED THAT.
- (MACHINE-GUN NOISE)

NO, IT'S FINE. THANK YOU.

YES. BACON - TEN ON TEN.

HANG ON IN THERE. I'M SURE YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK.

I COME BACK THIS MORNING ON A COACH.
IT WAS LIKE AN SAS OPERATION.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.