THAT'S ALL YOU'LL BE DRIVING SINCE YOUR BAN.

YOU COULD TRY "WATCHDOG",
BUT I THINK THEY'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

I KEEP LOOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINALS IN THEM.

# BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE THE WORLD AND ALL IT'S GOT

AND MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS SONJA'S BEST FEATURE?

ALAN, THERE'S THAT TEACHER CHAP.

- THAT'S MIKE YAPLEY.
- WHO OWNS THE CAR SUPERMARKET?

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

DO I? PERHAPS YOU CAN TELL ME
WHAT'S WRONG WITH FEEDING BURGERS TO SWANS.

UM... I KNOW. THERE'S A COPY OF MY BOOK
BEHIND RECEPTION. CAN YOU SEE IT?

AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.

"CAN I GET A COFFEE?
PRESUMABLY THE BUFFET IS A FREE-FOR-ALL?"

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I GOT MARRIED IN THIS. I GOT IT FROM MANILA.

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

AND LET IT SLOSH ROUND MY SYSTEM,
DISPENSING THE COFFEE.