I FEEL I HAVE...HAD AND ARE...

TEDIOUS, ALL THIS CONTRACT BUSINESS.

- THIS IS RHUBARB CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD.
- SMASHING.

# IT'S THE KISS OF DEATH

ESPECIALLY IF IT HAD ONE OF THOSE CIGARETTE
CARDS IN THE SPOKES, SO IT WENT "FFFFF".

I'D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. HE'D BATTER YOU.
COME ON. TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

OH...BUTTER MY ARSE!

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.

IT'S ABOUT THIS LOCAL FELLA WHAT USED TO BE ON TV
BUT HE WASN'T VERY GOOD, SO NOW HE'S NOT.

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

"MONKEY TENNIS"?

I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
SHE'LL BE ALONG SOON WITH A HOT DESSERT.

AND IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- WE'VE GOT THAT IN COMMON.

- IT'S QUITE NICE. DO YOU WANT TO SMELL IT?
- NO, THANKS.

YOU'LL SURVIVE IF IT DOESN'T SEVER THE SPINAL COLUMN.

SAME AGE DIFFERENCE AS YOU AND SONJA.