"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

IT'S 11.3O. TIME FOR MY "DEEP BATH".

PEOPLE WITH EYEBROWS ON THEIR CHEEKS...

I'M GOING TO GIVE SONJA A TELEPHONE NUMBER.
THERE'S SOMEONE YOU SHOULD TALK TO.

"DANGEROUS DOGS SHOULD HAVE
THEIR TEETH REPLACED WITH RUBBER."

HELLO AGAIN. OH, WHAT'S THAT?

A BED OR A BIG CHAIR.

TWO EQUALLY HOT,
BUT DIFFERENTLY-SHAPED POTATOES.

YEAH.

THE MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR HAMILTON'S.
HE'S GOING TO BE KEEPING AN EYE ON US.

NO. SHE MOVED TO SUNDERLAND.

AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MR ALAN PARTRIDGE, SIR.

- DO YOU DRINK DIRECTOR'S?
- I'VE GOT IT ON TAP.

I'VE GOT YOUR KIDS, DAN.

IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL.

BUT IF YOU DO, YOU CAN KEEP
THE COMPANY WITH A SKELETON STAFF...

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

YOU CAN'T MUCK ABOUT WITH YOUR OWN KIDS.