MR PARTRIDGE, UM...

YOU DO THAT WITH BATTLEFIELD CASUALTIES
SO THE DOCTORS KNOW THEY'VE HAD MORPHINE.

- I'LL GO FOR THE HEAD.
- I'M THE TERMINATOR!

YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE LAWN, WASH THE CAR,

THERE'S A GRAVE OVER THERE THAT I SAW
THAT'S OF A MAN WHO DIED IN 1872

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

- I'M JOKING.
- GREAT!

I WAS SHOWING IT TO A GEORDIE LAST NIGHT
AND I'VE GONE AND LEFT IT IN HIS BLOODY HANDS.

- THIS IS "EINSTEIN A GO GO".
- GID. THAT'S GIT.

- WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE SOCKETS?
- TWO THERE, TWO THERE, ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

SINCE THE '80S.

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

I'LL COME BACK AGED 25,
BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT-HOUSE.

COME HERE, YOU LUCKY, LUCKY LADY.

IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.

BIG FANS OF ALL THE IRISH STUFF.

IT'S 4.50 AM.

- I NEED TO PICK YOUR BRAINS.
- PICK AWAY.