(THEY HONK)

YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE
ON THE BANQUETTE. GREAT.

BLOODY HELL.

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.

YES, I DO.

- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

I'VE SEEN HIM EAT A PLASTIC PIE.

SEE YOU LATER.

- UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER.
- COULD GO SHOPPING.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

I CANNOT NOT TALK TO THE CUSTOMERS.
MY BADGE SAYS, "MICHAEL. I'M HERE TO HELP."

WHY DON'T YOU COME AND PLAY?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MARRIED.
- AYE.

WHICH IS THE SAME AS LONDON
BUT YOU NEED TO BE REMINDED.

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

OOH, WAI-YAI.
THAT SOUNDS GEORDIE, DOESN'T IT? WAI-YAI.