.."PARTRIDGE" I CAN UNDERSTAND,
BUT THEN "COCK" AND "PISS"

(BURPS)

NOW, THIS LITTLE BABE CAN COPE WITH ANYTHING,
AND I MEAN ANYTHING!

WHAT A VIDEO,

OH, GREAT.

CAN I JUST SAY - THIS IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.

IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT FOR BODY LOTION?
- YEAH. I'VE GOT 182 BOTTLES.

THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.

SWEET FEET. OOH!

AAGH!

IT'S NOT A CRANK CALL.
WHY HAVE YOU PUT IT ON THERE?

WELL, HE MIGHT MAKE THAT NOISE. BE A BIT WEIRD.

- THAT'S WHY WE DO IT.
- REALLY?

NO. "WAR OF THE WORLDS." GUESS THE TUNE.

HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.

- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.

"EEH, OCTOPUSSY."