OH, LYNN!

ANY MORE NEWS, ALAN?

IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!

SOME AS YOUNG AS THE ONES
HOLDING BALLOONS OVER THERE -

I'M SORRY, MR HAWK,
YOUR PARDON HAS BEEN TURNED DOWN.

I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

YOU'RE QUITE SUCCESSFUL.
YOU GOT A SECOND SERIES.

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

LET'S GET A COUPLE OF SOLEROS.
I NEED TO GET MY HEAD TOGETHER.

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.

- GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT.

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

NO.

I LIKE THE ASTROTURF THEY PLACE ON THE WOOD THERE.

OH, FORGET IT!

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