LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

IT'D TAKE SOME DOING, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"

- YUP.
- SEE MY BROTHER.

WELL, WHERE DO I START?

WOULD YOU BE PRONE TO TEMPTATION LIKE ADAM?

(HOOTING)

I'M A ZOMBIE! I'M DRESSED AS A ZOMBIE!

PETER? HE'S JUST REVAMPED
NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.

SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. I'M TEMPTED TO SAY
SHE WAS BIG-HEARTED, BUT THAT WOULD BE BULLSHIT.

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

AND THEN I POPPED INTO HI-FI SERIOUS

SONJA, THIS IS IN THE LATE '80S.

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

- WITH THE EGG...
- TOO CLOSE TO THE BEANS.

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.