PESTER DEBENHAM'S FOR FREE LAMPS, FREE
LAMPSHADES, WHATEVER YOU CAN BLAG OFF THEM.

I'M GIVING THEM TO ALL LADIES I KNOW
AGED FIFTY AND UNDER.

SECURITY THERE IS TERRIBLE.
THEY'D PROBABLY LET YOU IN.

- I LOVE YOUR "DEEP BATH".
- DAN'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

NO. I'M FINE, THANKS. I'LL JUST CHECK ON MICHAEL.

IT'S 11.3O. TIME FOR MY "DEEP BATH".

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CLIMBING OVER A FENCE.

JUST BECAUSE I USE THE PHRASE
"NEEDLESS TO SAY, I HAD THE LAST LAUGH" 14 TIMES.

IT'S MAY.

TEN MINUTES, LYNN!

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SUNDAY PAPERS,

(MAN) WIVENHOE, FLITWICK, TIPTREE,

BUT I'M NIT-PICKING. A VERY GOOD EFFORT.
SEVEN ON TEN. LET'S MAKE LOVE.

A LOT OF BITTERNESS.
YOU END ALMOST EVERY ANECDOTE WITH THE PHRASE,

YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH WHEN YOU FALL OFF A SOFA.
BLOODY SOFA!

- HELLO, ALAN.
- OH! HELLO...ER...

- HE SAID "GOOD MORNING" WITH HIS BACK TO ME.
- HE'S OK.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, LYNN?