I WISH I'D BEEN A BIT MORE SPONTANEOUS.

YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT HE MADE THAT JOKEY
REMARK DOESN'T MEAN HE SENT YOU THE CARD.

DO YOU MIND IF I TALK?

I WANT TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE
OF THE KIND OF SELL-THROUGH VIDEO THAT I MAKE.

DID HE EVER TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE HOUSE
AND RUN TOWARDS YOU WITH A TORCH

GOT THEM HERE, GOT THEM HERE! RIGHT, OK.

I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

UM...SORRY. HAVE YOU GOT ANY REQUESTS,
ANYONE YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO, OR...?

- IT'S ANOTHER CRANK CALL.
- IS IT?

..YOU HAVE, UM, THINGS.

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

I NORMALLY HAVE FILES IN HERE,
BUT I'VE GOT SOME IN THE ROOM.

HE'S THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR
OF BBC TELEVISION.

THAT'S IT. AND TO LYNN.

I'VE HAD THESE SHORTS SINCE 1982.

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

YOU KNOW THAT THING ABOUT NORFOLK BEING
LIKE A BREAST? CERI SAID THE A47 IS THE AREOLA!

HA-HA. YOU DAFT RACIST!