OK. BYE. BYE.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE,
CONSIDERING WHAT'S HAPPENED.

YOU'RE ALL ALONE.

(PAN PIPES PLAY)

# TO PAINT HIS MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTICK CATS AND DOGS #

- CAN I GET TO MY CAR?
- IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. IT'S NOT HERBIE.

JUST PUT "NICE PLUMS".

LYNN, THE ANNIVERSARY OF A DEAD MUM
IS ALWAYS A TOUGH ONE.

IT'S AUSTRIA!.

I MEAN, HELLO?

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

I COME BACK THIS MORNING ON A COACH.
IT WAS LIKE AN SAS OPERATION.

OH, I SEE. YOU MEAN IN HEAVEN WITH THE APOSTLES.

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

SOMETIMES I USED TO LIKE SITTING HERE LIKE THIS...
WAITING FOR SONJA.

HELLO. IS THAT CURRY'S?

RIGHT...MINIBAR.

BY RANDY MCNAB!