BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

ANYONE... ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?

IF THIS CONFERENCE GOES WELL,
YOU COULD GET A HELICOPTER.

- THANKS.
- I'VE READ YOUR BOOK.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

(SPEAKS GERMAN)

- RUBBISH!
- I'M ON AN ARCHERY WEEKEND WITH HIM.

OH, GOD.

"COME BACK ON, ELO, AND CARRY ON PLAYING!"

- YOU ALL RIGHT, LYNN?
- LYNN DOESN'T LIKE THE OLD WATERSPORTS.

TWO MILLION, AND ANOTHER TWO MILLION
HAD TO LEAVE THE COUNTY.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

IF I WAS YOUNG AND MORE ATTRACTIVE?

L JUST THOUGHT I'D POUR
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OVER YOU.

MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE!

DAN HAS ASKED ME TO PRESENT A PRIZE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS TONIGHT.

TAKE THE FAG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.