- DO YOU WANT SOME CHEESE?
- NO, THANK YOU.

IT'S TOUCH AND GO.

(IRISH ACCENT)..WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

JED, I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU.

IF SHE COMES OUT COLD ON THE OUTSIDE
BUT HOT IN THE MIDDLE, SHE'S A WITCH.

NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!

A MEASURE WHICH ACTUALLY WOULD HAVE ALLEVIATED
TRAFFIC CONGESTION ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PARADISE,

AND I MIGHT PUT IT ON A JAR OF PASTA.

OH, ALAN, HAVE YOU MET PETER?

- WELL...
- HANG ON. THERE'S A FOURTH POSITION.

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

"BUT ON A MOTORWAY, IN FIFTH GEAR,
THE MEGANE'S SLOW PACE REALLY BECOMES A PAIN.

- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.

- THAT'S CUSTOMS AND EXCISE.
- RIGHT.

AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

- SO WHAT DID YOU SEE IN BANGKOK?
- I SAW THE GOLDEN TEMPLE. BEAUTIFUL IT WAS.

THEY LIVE IN THE TOWER OF LONDON
AND THEY ARE RESTAURANTS.