LIFT? YES.

AND THEY THINK THEY'RE IN AN AEROPLANE
BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER CHICKENS ARE SO SMALL.

- MARVELLOUS.
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW.

YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT BALLPARK.

I PRESUME WE'RE ALL GOING TO KEEP IN TOUCH
NOW THE WORK'S FINISHED?

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- I DON'T CARE, I THINK IT'S WAY OUT OF ORDER..

MY PENIS IS SO AND SO.

OH, GUV'NOR, HE'S GOT ME BANG TO RIGHTS.

THAT'S A CRANK CALL.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

HE SAID, "YOU JAMMY BASTARD"
AND I REPLIED, "DON'T BE BLUE, PETER."

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING, ARE YOU?

ABSO-BLOODY-EXACTLY!

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

- HOW LONG DID YOU PUT THIS IN FOR?
- EIGHT MINUTES.

ALAN HAD A TV CHAT SHOW AND WAS QUITE
A BIG NAME, AND THEN IT ALL WENT VERY WRONG.

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."